Fuck Friday,I love Saturday

veird:

terminallycheesy:

whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them

“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”

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OVERTIME

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addictedtofemslash:

discriminateagainstnerds:

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”

oh my god shut the fuck up john green. you are someone who actually has the social capital to speak about shit like this and be heard, either prove you do in fact care by doing something or shut the fuck up forever.

addictedtofemslash:

discriminateagainstnerds:

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”

oh my god shut the fuck up john green. you are someone who actually has the social capital to speak about shit like this and be heard, either prove you do in fact care by doing something or shut the fuck up forever.

dutchster:

wow death is pretty fucking scary. we need a really scary symbol for it. how about a skeleton farmer wearing a robe?

My goal is to buy someone something worth 22$ at AX this year

A total stranger

that-blue-is-getting-me-high:

WHEN MY FRIENDS DONT LIKE THE THINGS I LIKE BUT SHOW INTEREST BECAUSE THEY KNOW I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT

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fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

MOTHERFUCKING THEATRE ETIQUETTE TIPS

bluhbluhhugedork:

burnedoffwings:

prose-b4bros:

1. Wear your motherfucking best clothes—it shows the actors that you think their performance is worth dressing up for.

2. Shut the fuck up—Don’t fucking open that hole on your face while the show is taking place.

3. Put your motherfucking cell phone away—that’s fucking rude and I really shouldn’t have to explain why

4.
DO. NOT. LEAVE. DURING. BOWS.

5. KEEP YOUR FUCKING FEET OFF THE GOD DAMN SEATS